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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed









Doctor:  do you drink or smoke?
Me:  no
Doctor:  (under his breath) what a loser



if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge